Welcome to The Magician's Secret Lair!
(wasting your time and mine since 1996)

Welcome to da joint.
My name is Eddie... but I'm also known to some as "The Magician".
That's because amongst other things... well, I'm a magician.
I'm also a graphic artist, and wanted to see what this whole web design thing was about.
This is my first website, and for a long time I just had an intro page here that hadn't changed much in a few years.
So I finally decided to update these old pages a bit.
But if your looking for some kinda deep and engrossing "content" here like the webdesign geeks all rant about... BOY, are you ever in da wrong place!
"Content... Schmontent!"

If yer lookin' for "content", yer better off going to someplace like National Geographic's website for dat stuff.
Or better yet, go and Google it.
Yeah... Google it...
"OH...! OH...!. YES...! THAT'S IT... GOOGLE IT BABY...!!!"

(oops! sorry, got carried away dere...'scuze me.)

Dis site iz Tacky, Corny & Schmaltzy... (which coincidentally is the name of my attorneys)
If ya can't deal wit animated gifs, music and wild backgrounds...
ya came to da wrong place.
Leave now before ya have an epileptic fit!
We here at "The Lair" happen to like goofy & glitzy!
(also coincidentally the name of my accountants.)
What you'll find here is really just a bunch of my random experiments in HTML, games, music,
a bit of my artwork, photography and any other things that happen to catch my fancy.
Just a bunch of silly & fun stuff to waste your time and mine.
This site is always a kinda "Work in Progress",
so come back often to see what's new.
It's just a little place to stop and to have some fun.

I call it..."Sleight of Mind".

And HEY... I recently added a "Blog"...!!!
Read about the ever furthering "Adventures of Da Magish", as he mucks about though this whacky & wonderful thing called life!
It's a place that I put random thoughts, rants, and general updates for family & friends about what's going on in my life.

As if anyone really cares.
Like this website, I really just post the blog for myself... sorta like a journal.
But ya just may find something on it that catches your interest... who knows.
I've also added a jukebox, so you can change the tunes yourself, or turn it off if ya don't like da music.
Some of the tunes tie-in to some of my past blog entries, so if holiday tunes and songs of lost love make no sense...
track backward in my blog, and you'll know why they're there.
Change the tunes by hitting the forward & back arrows on the player. The center button stops & starts da music.
(Just give it a few seconds to load each song. I'll add some more tunes soon.)

So sit back, hit the menu bar on the left that say's "Touch Here"...
pick an item and away you go!
And please... feel free to write me, and please sign the Guestbook at the bottom left of this page so I know ya visited!

Thanks for stopping by!

da magish

[If a page doesn't have a menu, clicking da wizard's hat always takes you back to da homepage.]


Have Fun!

 

 





Gratuitous, unrelated animation to keep things interesting for the "Hooked On Phonics" crowd.


 

 




SHOUTOUTS

 

To My Kidz... Kelly, Stephie, and Colleen..."Hey! Lookit what Daddy done did!"

To Harry & Lori..."Uh...let's go out for some uh... Coff-ay."

To Morty & Tonia..."Keep putterin' on da 'puter...you'll get it!"

To "Big Wally"...yeah, I know you HATE dat name...but I gotta piss you off every now & then to keep things interesting.
Thanks for your neverending support...
To Greg... "Now if I could only make a "sea-cretion" float aound the page!"
Rest in peace my two dear friends.

You guys are probably the ONLY audience I'll GET!

I Love You ALL !

"Hi Mom!"



 

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